Zezima joke's

Zezima killed his mom and he said "OMG NO DROPS"

what did zezmia say to the drug dealer?........................what's your herblore level.

What does Zezima say when he sits on the toilet? "DROP PARTY"

Zezima saw the twin towers tragedy, and said "YOU SHOULD USE RUNE NAILS YOU NOOBS"

When zezima saw fireworks in real life he said. "who leveled?"

Zezima got bitten by a poisonous snake in Africa and yelled. "I need antipoison(4)!"

Zezima Threw a rock at his mum and yelled. "EARTH STRIKE!"

Zezima Threw a fridge at his mum and shouted. "ICE BARRAGE"

Zezima threw a cat at his mom and shouted "claws of guthix!"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and shouted "selling 50 sharks!"

Zezima was in bed with his girlfriend and said "wanna see my d long?"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and tried to "un-note" a zammy godsword drawn on some paper.

Zezima walked into the kitchen and asked his mom while she was cooking "cooking level?"

Some people broke into Zezima's house and stated stealing stuff.
Zezima woke up and asked them."thieving lvl?"

x krystal x wrote:Zezima Threw a rock at his mum and yelled. "EARTH STRIKE!"

Zezima Threw a fridge at his mum and shouted. "ICE BARRAGE"

Zezima threw a cat at his mom and shouted "claws of guthix!"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and shouted "selling 50 sharks!"

Zezima was in bed with his girlfriend and said "wanna see my d long?"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and tried to "un-note" a zammy godsword drawn on some paper.

Zezima walked into the kitchen and asked his mom while she was cooking "cooking level?"

Some people broke into Zezima's house and stated stealing stuff.
Zezima woke up and asked them."thieving lvl?"

Poor thieves, they had no idea they were going against a level 99 strength xO

x krystal x wrote:Zezima Threw a rock at his mum and yelled. "EARTH STRIKE!"

Zezima Threw a fridge at his mum and shouted. "ICE BARRAGE"

Zezima threw a cat at his mom and shouted "claws of guthix!"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and shouted "selling 50 sharks!"

Zezima was in bed with his girlfriend and said "wanna see my d long?"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and tried to "un-note" a zammy godsword drawn on some paper.

Zezima walked into the kitchen and asked his mom while she was cooking "cooking level?"

Some people broke into Zezima's house and stated stealing stuff.
Zezima woke up and asked them."thieving lvl?"

LMAO, That's so funny. =]

x krystal x wrote:Zezima Threw a rock at his mum and yelled. "EARTH STRIKE!"

Zezima Threw a fridge at his mum and shouted. "ICE BARRAGE"

Zezima threw a cat at his mom and shouted "claws of guthix!"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and shouted "selling 50 sharks!"

Zezima was in bed with his girlfriend and said "wanna see my d long?"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and tried to "un-note" a zammy godsword drawn on some paper.

Zezima walked into the kitchen and asked his mom while she was cooking "cooking level?"

Some people broke into Zezima's house and stated stealing stuff.
Zezima woke up and asked them."thieving lvl?"

haha wow. thats great

Lolz , nice ^^.

hey thanks guys

thankz

btw i dont hate on zezima

my farming level is one..

sureee. we all know u have like 99 billion farming lol

how do we do farming ?

good questionn. i dont know if it even works. never tried

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x krystal x wrote:Zezima Threw a rock at his mum and yelled. "EARTH STRIKE!"

Zezima Threw a fridge at his mum and shouted. "ICE BARRAGE"

Zezima threw a cat at his mom and shouted "claws of guthix!"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and shouted "selling 50 sharks!"

Zezima was in bed with his girlfriend and said "wanna see my d long?"

Zezima walked into a bank in real life and tried to "un-note" a zammy godsword drawn on some paper.

Zezima walked into the kitchen and asked his mom while she was cooking "cooking level?"

Some people broke into Zezima's house and stated stealing stuff.
Zezima woke up and asked them."thieving lvl?"

kool not so funny and xo dude ur so hawt..ur pic is

w0ww. thats about 5 people now that have tried to hit on yummeh. lol

yeah you should have seen in game she was asking for help and the high levels wouldn't help, but i did ,
anyway if they saw her now im sure they would have

hey guys post some zezima jokes dont just let me have all the fun!!

i had this pic i found on google making fun of zez but i can't find it now. it was some fat red head guy with a burger king crown on, a stick and a book and it said "i am zezima hear me meow". it was the funiest shit ever. like the crown was p hat, stick was master wand, and book was mage book. it was funny shit. and then gay porn was on the computer screen. lol